Old Hawaiian Man Quotes in 50 First Dates (2004)

[Henry is pretending to cry to get Lucy's attention]

Lucy: I wonder what's the matter with him.

Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

Old Hawaiian Man: [about Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

Henry: Ha ha ha. Shut up!

Old Hawaiian Man: Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Henry: Settle down and eat your pancakes, huh.

Henry: Okay, well, I had a great time.

Lucy: Me too.

Henry: Okay.

Lucy: Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten.

Henry: Oh, really?

Lucy: Yeah.

Henry: I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there.

Lucy: Take care.

Henry: Okay.

Lucy: One for the road. It is fishy.

Henry: Got you good. Aloha.

Lucy: Aloha.

Henry: See you tomorrow. Oh, my God.

Lucy: Oh, my goodness.

Henry: Shit. I had a bee on me.

Lucy: Alright.

Henry: It was a big one.

Old Hawaiian Man: [talks in Hawaiian] Which means "look at those two shit heads".

Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.

Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!