Oh Quotes in Home (2015)


Oh Quotes:

  • Oh: Your vehicle is infested.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.

    Oh: Now, he is vibrating. Is he going to explode?

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, he is just purring.

    Oh: Why do you haves this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What? Ugh. No, you just have pets. For fun, and companionship.

    Oh: You has me for companion on the ship.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: High hands touching!

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What is the purpose of your face?

    Oh: I has confusion. I do not wish to be erased. But maybe Captain Smek is right. It is possible, I will continue making hilarious mistakes.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Probably.

    Oh: That is not making me feel better.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Nobody is perfect. You know, my Mum says your mistakes are what make you human.

    Oh: That is not what makes you Boov.

    Oh: Gratuity Tucci, before we came Captain Smek telled us that the humans needed us. That the humans were just like the animals and that ww could to make them better teach to them. We were told the humans were simple and backwards. It is what we thought. But I am thinking now that we were thinking wrong and that Captain Smek is the wrongest. I am thinking the Boov should never have come to Smekland... to *Earthland*. So I am saying the sorry to you, Gratuity Tucci.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Call me Tip.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Ah!. Involuntary physical response. You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: If you want humans to not hate you you could start by liking some of our stuff.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Confusion. What is happening to my body?

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's called dancing.

    Oh: Bovvs do not dancing.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I can tell. But you're getting the hang of it.

    Oh: How long before this kills me? I am not in control of my own extremities.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: That's it. Work it.

    Oh: I do not want it to work.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Hey, you know what. Boo rhyme with 'groove'. Shake you Boov thing.

    Oh: It is shaking in a most undignified way. Oh no, My hands are in the air as if I just do not care. This is not how a Boov behaves.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay, pee break.

    Oh: I, too, has to break pee. Or as you calls it 'Number 1'.We also has the 'number 2'

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay.

    Oh: and the 'Number 3'.

    Oh: Okay.

    Oh: It is is a good thing I dooz not has to go the 'Number 3'.It would not be safe for you.'

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Urrgh.

    Oh: We only dooz it once a year.I would not call it a holiday. But you dooz need to take the day off.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Now we can go find Mymom.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: That's my mom.

    Oh: That is the thing that I said.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Urrgh

    Oh: What for are you did this? I am Boov, beloved by all humans.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I know what you are.

    Oh: Excellent. Can I come into the out now?

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, you cannot come into the out now. You can never come into the out ever again.

    Oh: But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood. Well, then I will have to have to- I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You can do that?

    Oh: Yes.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Well, if you shoot your eye lasers then I'll have no choice but to explode your head.

    Oh: You humans cannot to explode...

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: We can too. We just don't much. It's considered rude.

    Oh: Then, then I am granting you a truce. You are not to exploding heads and I will not do my devastating eye lasers.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay. Truce.

    Oh: So, can I come into the out, now?

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No. This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people.

    Oh: Oh, you are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No. Boov liberate and befriend.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Smell you later!

    Oh: Smell me now! I can do fixing your car. I have seen you has broken it.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I didn't break it. I am a good driver. It's supposed to be like that.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: When the other Boov's said, "Oh!" I knew they were not happy to see me. The truth is that among the Boov, I do not fit in - I fit out.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What did you do to my car?

    Oh: What dooz you mean?

    Oh: It should to hover much better now.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's a car. I didn't hover at all before.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: You are driving me to the crazy...

    -- Oh
  • [repeated line]

    Oh: Ow, pain!

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Welcome home, neighbors!

    Boov: Boov do not have neighbors.

    Oh: But that's only due to the size and topography of our former planet.

    Oh: But now our closer proximity can leads to friendship. You are all invited to my warming-up house party, say 5 o' clock? Yes!

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Today is best day ever!

    Oh: Why

    Oh: Answer: Moving day.

    Oh: For who?

    Oh: Answer: The Boov

    Oh: Who are the Boov?

    Oh: Answer: Best species ever at running away.

    -- Oh
  • Captain Smek: You has made your mistake.

    Oh: But I...

    [Captain Smek interrupts]

    Captain Smek: And many mistakes before that.

    Oh: Wait I have not...

    [Captain Smek interrupts]

    Captain Smek: Many many many many...

    Oh: Actually I have...

    [Captain Smek interrupts]

    Captain Smek: Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.

    Oh: Why?

    Captain Smek: You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: But you might.

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: But you might.

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: But you might.

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: I love this.

    [Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]

    Oh: But I would not.

    Captain Smek: Aah.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You lied to me.

    Oh: No, a lie is a bad thing. I did a thing so you can live.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Hello friend Kyle!

    Kyle: I am not your friend.

    Oh: Of course, you are... We have had many enjoyable talks.

    Kyle: We talked because I am not allowed to move.

    Oh: You are always saying the funny things. Perhaps you can say them at my warming-up house party tonight?

    -- Oh
  • Oh: I know that when the other Boovs said "Oh," they were not happy to see me. The truth is, among Boov, I don't fit in. I fit out.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: The Gorg are not the Taker. The Boov are.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: I am very excitement to make a new start. We are moving to best planet ever. Our new home.

    -- Oh
  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You were supposed to fix this. What is this?

    Oh: I calls it Slushious

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Slushious?

    Oh: It makes excellent fuel and it comes in fun-to-say flavors: Grape Escape, Tangerine Twist and Buster Lime.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Now, I am prepared to accept your traditional gestures of human gratitude.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Actually, our tradition is to punch you in the nose. Hold still!

    Oh: Oh, your gratitude is implied.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: You can drives first and then...

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You're not coming. I am trying to hide from the Boovs. I am not bringing one with me... You will just turn me in.

    Oh: No I just needs a ride. I haves official Boov business out of in town.

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Me too!

    Oh: But I fix it your car!

    Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: So, I let you out of the freezer. We are even.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: Lucky the Boov have come! Boo are best at deciding what is useful or not.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.

    Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!

    -- Oh
  • Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.

    Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.

    Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.

    Zed: Which was a *big* mistake, I see that now.

    -- Oh
  • [from trailer]

    Zed: You could be my right-hand man.

    Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

    -- Oh
  • [from trailer]

    Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?

    Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

    [Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]

    Oh: I feel like a bird!

    -- Oh
  • Oh: [Oh and Eema come back out after having sex] She's not a virgin anymore!

    Eema: He's not a virgin either.

    Oh: I saved a life with my love making!

    -- Oh
  • Oh: If we never ever see you again, it's not because we are avoiding you!

    -- Oh
  • [from trailer]

    [Zed has eaten an apple from the 'Tree of Knowledge']

    Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something!

    Oh: Where does the sun go at night?

    Zed: Pass. Next question.

    Oh: Where do babies come from?

    Zed: Pass. Next question.

    Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.

    Zed: In the form of a question!

    Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?

    Zed: Correct!

    -- Oh
  • High Priest: Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters... Instant death!

    Oh: Who cleans it?

    -- Oh
  • Abraham: [addressing Zed, Oh, and Isaac] Therefore, to signify my covenant with the one true God, I shall on this day circumcise the flesh of my penis. And of you. And you, and of you, and every male who dwelleth hereby.

    Zed: Excuse me?

    Oh: I don't know what you mean.

    Abraham: We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises, and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh. Amen.

    Zed: Oh... I don't think I have any extra.

    Oh: Couldn't we pierce our ears or something?

    Abraham: No, no, no. So it shall be written, and so it shall be done.

    Zed: Let me get this straight. You're saying you have too much cock? And you wanna...

    [makes a cutting gesture. Abraham nods]

    Zed: You know, Abe, it's been a long day, we've all had a lot to drink, and I know that this foreskin thing sounds like a good idea now, but you might wanna sleep on it. We can always cut it off in the morning. But if we do it now, there's just no way to get it back on there.

    Abraham: No, no, no, trust me, it's gonna be a very, very sleek look. This is gonna catch on. I'm gonna go get my good knife. Just wait right there. I'll be right back to cut your penises. Not the whole thing, you understand. Just the very tip. And after, we're all gonna have wine and sponge cake.

    -- Oh
  • [from trailer]

    [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]

    Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: [on Cain killing Abel] You were holding a rock and he ran into it with his face repeatedly until he just couldn't pull through.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: [Zed and Oh are fleeing Abraham's camp to avoid being circumcised] Do you have any idea where we're going?

    Zed: Yup, we're going to Sodom. We have to save Maya and Eema.

    Oh: [referring to Abraham] But he said that God was gonna smite Sodom with holy fire.

    Zed: Yeah? God also told him to chop off the tip of his dick.

    Isaac: [screaming in the distance] Dad, no! No!

    Oh: So listen, I've been thinking, what constitutes the tip of the penis? Because his definition might not be the same as mine. Like, what if the tip is your favorite part?

    Zed: The tip is your *only* part.

    -- Oh
  • Oh: The air becomes soaked as the wind blows I endow it with the name, spring rain.

    Han: [long pause] Is that all?

    Oh: Sorry that's all.


    Oh: Spring Rain. Yet too meagre to soak the potato fields.

    Han: [raised eyebrows, implied] ?

    Oh: Yes, that's the end again.

    Han: [nodding] Short, but classy.

    -- Oh

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