Officer McCord Quotes in Heathers (1988)

Officer Milner: [arriving on crime scene] So, what's the deal?

Officer McCord: Suicide. Double suicide. They shot each other!

Officer Milner: Hey, that's Kurt Kelly!

Officer McCord: And the line backer, Ram Sweeney.

Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?

Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does *this* answer your question?

Officer Milner: [appalled] Oh man! They were fags?

Officer McCord: [grimly] Listen up:

[reading from forged suicide letter]

Officer McCord: "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."

Officer Milner: [disgusted] Jesus H. Christ!

Officer McCord: The quarterback, buggering the linebacker...

[shaking head]

Officer McCord: What a waste!

Officer Milner: Oh, the humanity!

Officer McCord: [on radio] Do you hear me, Milner? What's going down?

Officer Milner: Yeah, yeah... I think what I heard back there was a bunny rabbit. All I got here is two kids making out in a station-wagon. Should I pry 'em apart?

Officer McCord: No, no, forget it. I've got *all* the answers back here.

[on second thought]

Officer McCord: Hey... are they naked?