Officer John Brown Quotes in Inspector Gadget (1999)

Officer John Brown: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?

Penny: Every time I close my eyes.

Officer John Brown: Justice will be served.

Officer John Brown: Thelma, how do I look?

Thelma: Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard.

Officer John Brown: Dr. Bradford? Hi. I borrowed a book from your dad. "Power Learning Through Speed Study." It took me forever to get through it.

Officer John Brown: Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else.

Scolex: Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here, have a victory cigar.

[pulls out a cigar and lights it... ]

Officer John Brown: No, thanks.

Scolex: Remember: Smoking kills.

[tosses cigar]

Officer John Brown: I don't smoke!

Scolex: [laughs] Oh, really? You will now.

Officer John Brown: Oh, boy...

[the cigar blows up Brown; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of Brown's car. Scolex closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand]

Scolex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAND!