Officer Hooks Quotes in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

Lt. Mauser: That is all. Thanks for your time.

Officer Hooks: What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?

Lt. Mauser: [imitating Hooks] "Oh, what about me sir? Don't I get a car?" No, you don't get a car. You get a nice little chair and a nice little desk and a nice little office for your nice little voice!

Officer Hooks: Asshole!

Lt. Mauser: That's two!

Lt. Mauser: Let me see your piece. There's no round in the chamber.

Officer Hooks: I was afraid it might go off.

Lt. Mauser: Oh, heavens to be, it might go off. That's one for Hooks.