Officer "God" Quotes in Evan Almighty (2007)

[Evan is driving to work]

Evan Baxter: I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-

[Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere]

Evan Baxter: AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

God: [smiling] Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.

Evan Baxter: How did you get in here? D'ah! I'm calling the cops.

God: No wait. Look-look-look. There's one right there.

[Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]

Evan Baxter: Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!

[the officer turns his head, revealing that he is God]

Officer "God": Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.

[Evan turns around. God has vanished from there. He looks and sees God crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]