Officer Franklin Quotes in The Hangover (2009)

Officer Franklin: [to a group of schoolchildren] Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect... Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun: up close and personal

[tasers Stu in the neck; Stu collapses]

Officer Franklin: ... or you can shoot it from a distance. Now, do I have any volunteers? You want to come up here and do some shooting, huh? Alright. How about you, young lady? Come on up here.

Officer Franklin: Alright. Let's go, handsome. Come on.

[Alan steps forward]

Officer Franklin: Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.

[to Phil]

Officer Franklin: You, pretty boy.

Officer Franklin: [to girl] Alright. Now, it's real simple. All you got to do is point, aim and shoot. Alright?

Phil Wenneck: You don't really want to do this.

Officer Franklin: You can do this. Just focus.

Phil Wenneck: Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this thing through.

Officer Franklin: *Finish him!*

[the girl tasers Phil]

Officer Franklin: Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Giver her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!

Officer Franklin: Look, hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody want to do some shooting up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions: just point, aim and shoot. There y'go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.

[the kid tasers Alan]

Officer Franklin: *In the face! In the face!*

Officer Franklin: I see guys like you in here every fuckin' day.

Officer Garden: Every fuckin' day!

Officer Franklin: Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up!

Officer Garden: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Officer Franklin: Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny!

Stu Price: You found the car?

Officer Franklin: Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4."

Officer Garden: [to Phil, Stu, and Alan, after they are taken in for stealing a police car] Think you gon' get away with it? Not up in here!

Officer Franklin: [lividly] Not up in here!

Officer Franklin: Not you, fat Jesus.