Officer Cooley Quotes in Unicorn City (2012)

Officer Cooley: This ain't 'No Trespassing' for no reason! This is a Superfund site! The ground here is poison!

Officer Hamwater: You'll probably all have two-headed babies! Ooh!

Officer Cooley: [to Shadowhawk, in a disgusted voice after seeing Marsha struggling to get out of his trailer] You dirty old man!

Officer Cooley: It's like a geek breeding ground!

Officer Cooley: [Officer Hamwater is sitting in the passenger seat of the cop car, making weird humming noises] So, when are you going to retire...?