Offended Customer Quotes in Clerks (1994)
Offended Customer Quotes:
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: Guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kind of a show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal Graves: Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening.
Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: Excuse me?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away.
Offended Customer: Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
[Shows him graphic picture from porn mag]
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
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Characters on Clerks (1994)
- Indecisive Video Customer
- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Customer with Diapers
- Blue Collar Man
- Veronica Loughran
- Caged Animal Masturbator
- Olaf Oleeson
- Tabloid Reading Customer
- Cat Admiring Bitter Customer
- Bed Wetting Dad
- Video Confusion Customer
- Low I.Q. Video Customer
- Cold Coffee Lover
- Candy Confusion Customer
- Hubcap Searching Customer
- Caitlin Bree
- Burner Looking for Weed
- Willam Black
- Chewlies Gum Rep
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Woolen Cap Smoker
- Smoker #1
- Smoker #2
- Sign Outside Quick Stop
- #812 Wynarski
- Dental School Video Customer