Octavius Quotes in Night at the Museum (2006)


Octavius Quotes:

  • Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.

    Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?

    Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?

    Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?

    Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.

    Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.

    Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.

    Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.

  • Larry: Listen, Octavus, you gotta stop that!

    Octavius: It's "Octavius", Mary.

  • [Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they are about to be blown away]

    Octavius: Save yourself!

    Jedediah: [holding on to Octavius] I ain't quittin' you!

  • Jedediah: I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!

    Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?

    Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!

    Octavius: It's kinda how we pass the time.

  • Jedediah: Wait, no. I ain't working with Toga Boy.

    Octavius: Romans work alone.

    [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]

    Octavius: Ow!

    Jedediah: That didn't hurt, don't be a baby.

    Octavius: [while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!

    Jedediah: No it didn't! Come on!

    Octavius: [hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]

    Jedediah: Ow! That was much harder!

  • Larry: I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.

    Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

  • Octavius: We expand or die!

  • Jedediah: Where the heck are we?

    [the Pompeii volcano starts]

    Octavius: Ohh... Pompeii.

    [They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]

    Jedediah: This is the last round up!

    [the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]

    Octavius: We must never speak of what happend here today.

    [Dexter pees on them again]

    Jedediah: Come on, that wasn't necessary!

  • Octavius: You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes!

    [Jedediah turns and looks at him]

    Octavius: His eyes are very blue.

  • Jedediah: [When Octavius is trying to get Jedediah out of the hourglass] I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the evolution from enemy to friends.

    Octavius: No!

    Jedediah: It'll make you cry.

    Octavius: No! Because you are going to live!

    [uses his helmet to smash the hourglass]

  • Octavius: What's a flapjack?

    Jedediah: It's like a biscuit... or a scone.

  • Jedediah: Well, lookee here. If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself, come back in time to see us off?

    Larry Daley: Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened.

    [Larry's answers his cellphone]

    Jedediah: Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened. Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzin' box there in your hand! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened! Ain't no mystery!

    Octavius: The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours.

    Easter Island Head: None, none, dum, dum.

  • Octavius: [Approaches Kah Mun Rah, riding on a squirrel and looks up as Kah Mun Rah looks down, puzzled] Do you wish to surrender honorably, or must this end with the spilling of your blood?

    Kah Mun Rah: [Looks to Larry] This? This is your big rescue?

    Octavius: Oh no... this is!

    [Abraham Lincoln breaks in through the wall, Kah Mun Rah and the others look up in shock]

    Kah Mun Rah: What... is that thing?

    Abraham Lincoln: The name is Abraham Lincoln, and you sir, are in a heap of trouble!

  • Octavius: [to Larry] I see that you're genuinely slightly bothered.

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