Obélix Quotes in Asterix and Obelix Meet Cleopatra (2002)
Obélix: These new Romans are better. They fly better.
Astérix: Yes, their helmets are more aerodynamic.
Numérobis: And if we fail, we go to crocodiles.
Obélix: Are crocodiles tasty?
Astérix: Look - the Man in the Iron Mask!
Obélix: Have they written that yet?
Obelix: [from the American dub, after a legionary has been blown up like a balloon by an experimental potion] I thought the Romans were going to cut down on inflation.
Asterix: Promises, promises.
Obélix: [Obelix has just loaded an enormous stone into Justforkix's charriot as a going away present] You can keep on training with it back home, if you want. If you try to lift it every day, I'm sure you'll make it.
Justforkix: Yeah... I don't think so. It's impossible.
Obélix: How can you know it's impossible if you don't try?
[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]
Obélix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!
Asterix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh... actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!
Obélix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!
Obélix: Oh, Asterix! He called me "Fatty!"
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