Obélix Quotes in Asterix and Obelix Meet Cleopatra (2002)

Obélix: These new Romans are better. They fly better.

Astérix: Yes, their helmets are more aerodynamic.

Numérobis: And if we fail, we go to crocodiles.

Obélix: Are crocodiles tasty?

Astérix: Look - the Man in the Iron Mask!

Obélix: Have they written that yet?

Obelix: [from the American dub, after a legionary has been blown up like a balloon by an experimental potion] I thought the Romans were going to cut down on inflation.

Asterix: Promises, promises.

Obélix: [Obelix has just loaded an enormous stone into Justforkix's charriot as a going away present] You can keep on training with it back home, if you want. If you try to lift it every day, I'm sure you'll make it.

Justforkix: Yeah... I don't think so. It's impossible.

Obélix: How can you know it's impossible if you don't try?

[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]

Obélix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!

Asterix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh... actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!

Obélix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!

Obélix: Oh, Asterix! He called me "Fatty!"