Nurse AJ Quotes in Up (2009)

Carl Fredricksen: [George and A.J. walk up to Carl's door and A.J. knocks on it. Carl opens the door] Morning, gentlemen.

Nurse George: Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen. You ready to go?

Carl Fredricksen: [chuckles] Ready as I'll ever be. Would you do me a favor and take this?

[hands A.J. a suitcase]

Carl Fredricksen: I'll meet you at the van in just a minute. I, uh, wanna say one last goodbye to the old place.

Nurse George: Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.

[Carl slams his door shut]

Nurse AJ: That's typical. He's probably going to the bathroom for the 80th time.

[they start walking to their van]

Nurse George: [sees the mess of helium canisters on Carl's lawn and scoffs] You think he'd take better care of his house.

[a large shadow begins to loom up behind them. Many balloons emerge from beneath a tarp and lift Carl's house off of the ground. Both scream. Carl's house hits their van. Its alarm goes off]

Carl Fredricksen: Ah, ha ha ha! So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!