Nurse #1 Quotes in Evel Knievel (1971)

[after his spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace]

Nurse #1: Do you have a statement for his wife yet, Doctor?

Doc Kincaid: Well he's broken his arm, his legs, his back... he didn't break his neck. I don't understand it, but he didn't break his neck.

Nurse #1: Hey, there's a Mr. Fu. He's finishing a checkup with Mr. Morgan.

Wil: Let me see his stats.

[Looks over chart]

Wil: Fifty-three, unmarried. Thyroid levels aren't where I'd like to see them, but overall pretty healthy. Okay. Be discrete but ask him if he's free Friday.

[Leaves]

Randi - Hospital Co-Worker: [turns and points at the nurse] "Book him, Dano."

Nurse #1: Okay, okay, what's your husband's name?

Nikki Finn: Louden.

Nurse #1: And his last name?

Nikki Finn: Clear.

[A-Wax and Ronnie have brought a wounded friend into the emergency room]

A-Wax: in an emergency room Give us a motherfuckin' doctor!

Nurse #1: You'll have to fill out these forms first.

Jackee: Bitch, fuck the forms! We need a doctor! He's bleeding to death over there!

Nurse #1: You've just had a baby.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?

Nurse #1: Boy.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh... does he look like me?

Nurse #1: Exactly like you.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... A BABY!

[jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]

Flash Fulton: Where've you been?

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Having a baby.

George: I've not been touched in years.

Nurse #1: Really? No, I mean... not a friend? Your, your mother, I mean... people have to be touched, everyone gets touched by somebody they love.

George: I know. It's weird, isn't it?

George: What would you do if you had three or four months to live?

Nurse #1: Um... I'd eat a lot of red meat?

George: Good for you.

Nurse #1: What would you do?

George: Build a house.

Nurse #1: Can you build a house in four months?

George: I can die trying.