Nun Quotes in Elysium (2013)

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Nun Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Nun: [in Spanish] My little Max.

  • [after Sandy has left with Wayne and J.D]

    Mother Superior: Damn! Lost another one!

    Nun: Son of a bitch.

  • Nun: [after being slapped violently] The Good Lord always says to turn the other cheek.

    [Swings foot up, kicking Michellete in the groin. Michellete moans in pain]

    Nun: But he never had to deal with dickheads like you.

  • Nun: [Aims shotgun at Alex] What are you and what are you doing here?

    Alex Furlong: I don't know what I am... or where.

    [Whispers to himself]

    Alex Furlong: Maybe I died. What was it they called me?

    Nun: Pathetic?

    Alex Furlong: No.

    [Looks up to her]

    Alex Furlong: A freejack.

    Nun: [Gasps] Holy shit.

  • Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?

    Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."

    Bartleby: [Bartleby is listening from a nearby seat]

    [quietly]

    Bartleby: Oh, geez...

    Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...

    Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with, even for a moment, 'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments. Why don't you seize yours?

    [the nun hesitates, then smiles, nods, and leaves]

    Loki: That-a girl. Ah.

    [he turns around and sits next to Bartleby with a grin on his face]

    Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.

    Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.

  • [first lines]

    [subtitled version of French dialog]

    Nun: Girls who have visitors, follow me.

    Gabrielle Chanel, 10 ans: Come on. Come on, let's go.

    Adrienne Chanel, 10 ans: I don't want to.

  • [as a wagon of peasant girls rides by]

    Nun: Good day, and the Lord be with you.

    [Rasputin rises naked out of the wagon with a bottle of vodka]

    Rasputin: And the Lord be with you! Ha ha!

  • [first lines]

    [in a classroom in 1968]

    Nun: Who can name all the apostles? Yes, Delores?

    Little Delores: John, Paul, George... and Ringo!

    [the children laugh]

    Nun: Delores Wilson, you are the most unruly, disobedient girl in this school! Now, I want you to march right up to that blackboard and write the names of all the apostles alphabetically.

    [Little Delores walks up to the blackboard and writes "John, Paul, Peter" and "Elvis" in big letters, underlined. The children laugh again]

    Nun: This is enough! You are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you. Mark my words, Delores. If you continue on this disruptive track, it will lead straight to the devil. Have you any idea what girls like you become?

    [Little Delores smiles]

  • Nun: But the children love the books!

  • [seeing Carl and Bobby stealing a box]

    Nun: Put that back, this is a house of God!

  • Nun: One mistake. You said "after we die eternity begins". Eternity has no beginning, it has no end. Eternity can't come after life, eternity includes life. We make eternity, every hour, every day, every second. We choose what our eternity will be.

  • [first lines]

    Nun: Monsieur le Doctor Watson, what is keeping Monsieur Holmes so long?

    Doctor Watson: Oh, reassurez-vous yourselves sisters, your holy relic will be with you momentarily.

    Nun: But we have been waiting almost one hour!

    Doctor Watson: Mr. Holmes is a very busy man sister. Monsieur Holmes is an, erm, tres occupée sister.

    Nun: But tomorrow is the festival of St Beryl, already thousands of blind cripples are flocking to the chapel hoping to kiss the relic. In the name of all the flocking blind cripples, I beseech you...

  • Ralph Hollio: See you later.

    Announcer: We are now boarding for Air Mexico. Your attention Air Mexico flight 360 is now ready for take off.

    Ralph Hollio: How do you do sister.

    Nun: That is certainly a handsome looking pinata you have there young man.

    Ralph Hollio: While thank you, thank you very much sister. That's a nice one you have yourself sister it's look a little bit like snoopy.

    Nun: Would you holding it for me for a just a moment please while I.

    Ralph Hollio: While certainly I'd be glad to you go right ahead.

    Nun: Unless you feel that the plane will take off without us.

    Ralph Hollio: No, no they wouldn't do a thing like that.

    Nun: Oh!

    Ralph Hollio: I feel much better having you on board.

    Nun: Thank you very much.

    Ralph Hollio: Your welcome.

    Man with Piñata: Sister will bless my chicken.

    Nun: Jesus Christ, I gave it to the wrong guy.

    Ralph Hollio: Hey, hey what's going on here, hey wait a minute here, hey what is going, he y will you stop that, excuse me will you tell me what's going on here, hey take it easy will you, officer there's got be a mistake or this is some kind of mix up of the sort, what are you doing.

    FederaleFederale: Heroina!

    Ralph Hollio: What do you mean Heroina, it belongs to that nun.

    FederaleRalph Hollio: You stay off, it's belongs to that nun down there, you back off, please Samone it belongs to that nun, hey hey hey it's that nun down there.

    NunCrowd at Airport: Ahhhhhhhh!

    Morgan Frye: Three guesses!

    Sally Cantrell: Oh Morgan, your so good.

    Morgan Frye: Ohhhh! You have no idea it's my last deal always save the best for last.

    Sally Cantrell: We can do anything we want to do.

    Morgan Frye: Anything! There's twenty million dollars of that, and half of it is ours.

  • Nun: [to Maureen] Wasn't your own sin red enough? You'll burn in hell for this! You'll burn in hell!

  • [last lines]

    Nun: God, have mercy.

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