Number 3 Quotes in Short Circuit (1986)
Number 3 Quotes:
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Number 2: [imitating Larry] Ha ha ha ha ha.
Number 1: [imitating Moe] Hey, where are you guys going?
Number 3: [imitating Curly] We're not.
Number 1: [imitating Moe] Oh, a wise guy!
Number 3: [Moe pokes the Curly robot] Ow!
Number 2: [imitating Larry] You big...
Number 1: [the Moe robot pokes the Curly robot] You stink, take that! And this!
Number 3: [the Moe robot hits the Curly robot with eye pokes and gut punches] Ow!
Number 2: [imitating Larry's voice] Cut it out!
Number 1: [the Moe robot hits the Larry and Curly robots, and they hit him back] You numbskull!
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Number 3: All you men are dogs, but you are the worst I've ever seen. Lift your leg.
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Number 3: Defendant 0001. Arrested following an anonymous denunciation. Charged with collecting photographs of a woman. With making seditious comments. With fits of nostalgia. With doubtful hygiene. Found guilty as charged. You may elect retraction.
Convict 0001: I elect.
Number 3: What punishment do you offer?
Convict 0001: I will confess my crimes in public. I will shave my eyebrows. I will open my belly with a spoon and hang myself by the neck until I die before the year ends.
Number 3: Defendant 0001 is released under surveillance. If he does not carry out his word, he will be automatically disconnected. 0001, you may go.
-- Number 3
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