Number 3 Quotes in Short Circuit (1986)

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Number 3 Quotes:

  • Number 2: [imitating Larry] Ha ha ha ha ha.

    Number 1: [imitating Moe] Hey, where are you guys going?

    Number 3: [imitating Curly] We're not.

    Number 1: [imitating Moe] Oh, a wise guy!

    Number 3: [Moe pokes the Curly robot] Ow!

    Number 2: [imitating Larry] You big...

    Number 1: [the Moe robot pokes the Curly robot] You stink, take that! And this!

    Number 3: [the Moe robot hits the Curly robot with eye pokes and gut punches] Ow!

    Number 2: [imitating Larry's voice] Cut it out!

    Number 1: [the Moe robot hits the Larry and Curly robots, and they hit him back] You numbskull!

  • Number 3: All you men are dogs, but you are the worst I've ever seen. Lift your leg.

  • Number 3: Defendant 0001. Arrested following an anonymous denunciation. Charged with collecting photographs of a woman. With making seditious comments. With fits of nostalgia. With doubtful hygiene. Found guilty as charged. You may elect retraction.

    Convict 0001: I elect.

    Number 3: What punishment do you offer?

    Convict 0001: I will confess my crimes in public. I will shave my eyebrows. I will open my belly with a spoon and hang myself by the neck until I die before the year ends.

    Number 3: Defendant 0001 is released under surveillance. If he does not carry out his word, he will be automatically disconnected. 0001, you may go.

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