Number 2 Quotes in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

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Number 2 Quotes:

  • Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.

    Dr. Evil: His what?

    Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.

    Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?

    Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.

    Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?

    Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.

    Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

  • Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.

    [Scott snickers]

    Dr. Evil: What?

    Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.

    Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?

    Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.

    Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.

    Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

    Dr. Evil: You do?

    Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan.

    Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.

    [Scott resumes snickering]

    Dr. Evil: What is it now?

    Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.

  • Number 2: While you were in space, I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money, and still maintain the ethics and the business practices of an evil organization. I have turned us into talent agency; the Hollywood Talent Agency.

  • Number 2: Dr. Evil, can you continue with your plan?

    Dr. Evil: Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T.

    Scott Evil: Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass.

  • Number 2: Oy gewalt...!

  • Number 2: [imitating Larry] Ha ha ha ha ha.

    Number 1: [imitating Moe] Hey, where are you guys going?

    Number 3: [imitating Curly] We're not.

    Number 1: [imitating Moe] Oh, a wise guy!

    Number 3: [Moe pokes the Curly robot] Ow!

    Number 2: [imitating Larry] You big...

    Number 1: [the Moe robot pokes the Curly robot] You stink, take that! And this!

    Number 3: [the Moe robot hits the Curly robot with eye pokes and gut punches] Ow!

    Number 2: [imitating Larry's voice] Cut it out!

    Number 1: [the Moe robot hits the Larry and Curly robots, and they hit him back] You numbskull!

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