Novoseltsev Quotes in Sluzhebnyy roman (1977)

Novoseltsev: I have two kids. A boy and... a boy, too. Two boys.

Kalugina: Well, how's the cat?

Novoseltsev: Better, she said.

Kalugina: Just so she said, didn't she?

Novoseltsev: Yes, she did.

Kalugina: Such a wonderful cat! The best cat in the world, isn't she?

Kalugina: You didn't do too well in grade school, did you?

Novoseltsev: Let's leave my shady past alone.

Novoseltsev: Don't hit me on the head! It's my sensitive spot!

Kalugina: It's your empty spot!

Novoseltsev: Why did you have to eat modeling clay?

Novoseltsev's Son: But I ate it with sugar.

Shura: [collecting money] 50 copecks! 50 copecks! Masha V. had a baby!

Novoseltsev: If someone else at this job dies or has a baby, I'll be left without lunch.

Novoseltsev: We all love you! Well... somewhere deep inside, somewhere very deep inside.

Kalugina: You said that I was tough!

Novoseltsev: Oh, no! Soft!

Kalugina: Inhuman!

Novoseltsev: Very human!

Kalugina: Heartless!

Novoseltsev: Cardiac!

Kalugina: Dry!

Novoseltsev: Wet!

Kalugina: So it turns out that everyone thinks that I'm a monster?

Novoseltsev: Please, don't exaggerate! Not everyone... and not quite a monster...

Kalugina: There's nothing to say, you are the perfect image of a modern man!

Novoseltsev: Why are you insulting me?