Norton Quotes in Doomsday (2008)

Eden Sinclair: What were you doing in the city?

Cally: I went to find my brother... Sol.

Eden Sinclair: That maniac is your brother?

Norton: That is one fucked up family, man.

Dr. Charles Montague: We've got to destroy the negative. Give us the negative, Brophy.

Brophy: [Stubbornly defiant] You'll never get it. Never. Never! Do you hear me? You'll never get this! I'd rather DIE first!

Dr. Charles Montague: Norton?

Norton: [Approaches Brophy, pulls out a .45, cocks it, and sticks it up to Brophy's forehead]

Brophy: [Meekly, as he immediately hands over the negative] Here.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Forgive me for prying. But, what happened to your mustache?

Norton: Well, as you know, things can get a bit dicey on this wing. On day, I wasn't on my toes and one of the patients reached out and tore off ½ of my mustache.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: That must have been awful!

Norton: [very flatly] You will never know the pain.

George Knox: I want you all here, in uniform, at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!

[the team groans]

Ray Mitchell: Fundamentals? In the middle of the season?

Norton: I thought the game started at 1.

George Knox: It DOES start at 1. And you're a jack-ass!

Norton: No, I'm a pitcher.

[Knox storms off]

Whitt Bass: Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.

Jose Martinez: Si, it's very common.

Clarence: [Carrying bags up the stairs] What do a valet do?

Norton: [Also carrying bags up the stairs] You mean you don't know?

Clarence: No, sir.

Norton: Then that makes two of us don't know.

Norton: Hey Ross, why don't you just go sit on the bench? You're not getting this hit off of me. Deal with it!

Stan: Pitch to me!

Norton: Reach out there and get it.

[Ivan & Josh explain their tardiness to their security boss]

Ivan: Anybody else who'd save Pablo Casales - perhaps the greatest cellist in the world with the possible exception of Yo-Yo Ma - from a fiery car wreck on Sunset Boulevard would be bragging about it, but not Josh. He didn't want to spoil the 11 o'clock news for you.

Norton: Don't bullshit me. I'm a big cello fan! Casales died years ago!