Norman Kane Quotes in Armed and Dangerous (1986)
Norman Kane Quotes:
[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze]
Sergeant Rizzo: What are you looking at you schmucks?
[Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters]
Frank Dooley: [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.
Sergeant Rizzo: Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.
Norman Kane: [falsetto voice] Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.
Frank Dooley: What are you doing later on tonight?
Sergeant Rizzo: Take a walk you jerks!
Norman Kane: [to Frank] Come on, let's trot.
Frank Dooley: Why can't you look this good?
Norman Kane: Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.
Sergeant Rizzo: [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it!
Frank Dooley: Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
Judge: Mr. Kane, you are one of the worst lawyers I've ever known.
Norman Kane: Well, then I move for a mistrial.
Norman Kane: That's it? Just like that, huh?
Maggie Cavanaugh: Mr. Kane, there are only two things that you have to remember - never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch.
Norman Kane: Well, I can handle that.
[Frank and Norman are hiding in a overheated steam room]
Norman Kane: "Let's hide in the steam room." Great plan, Frank! It's a good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit because Carlino would have had a sudden craving for ribs!
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