Noreen Quotes in Armed and Dangerous (1986)

Noreen: Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.

[singing]

Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?

Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.

Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadacst in...

Tammy, Amber Von Tussle, Shelley, Noreen, Doreen, Vicki, Darla, Becky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!

Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Noreen: I'd like to do something extra fun tonight.

Ula: Uh-oh.

Henry: Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no alcohol in these drinks. Sadly, I've used this technique many times. It helps lovely tourists such as yourself loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake all night and have guilt free vigorous sex with me.

Noreen: Wow!

[Noreen is in bed with Marcia]

Marcia Brady: Noreen, is that you?

Noreen: Oh, sorry, I thought that was my leg.

Noreen: Hey Doug, hows about a little punch?

Noreen: Hey Marcia.

Jan Brady: I'm not Marcia. I'm Jan.

Noreen: [reading Dave's note about her from their group session] "Throughout marriage, BJs lacked enthusiasm. Had difference of opinion over how important that was. I thought very." You know what, Dave? You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm? I hated you. I hated your hair. I hated your ugly legs, your forearms. I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay? And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth.

Shelly: These fucking crutches are too long.

Dave Spritz: What did you say?

Noreen: Shelly!

[turns to Dave]

Noreen: Well, what were you doing?

Dave Spritz: It was a picnic.

Noreen: [referring to Shelly] And she tore something?

Dave Spritz: ACL. MCL.

Noreen: Which?

Dave Spritz: [after a slight pause] Both.

Noreen: Dave!

Dave Spritz: Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!

Noreen: That's where she got it.

Dave Spritz: What?

Noreen: "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.

Dave Spritz: No, I never said that around her.

Noreen: You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!

Dave Spritz: Fuck that.

[first lines]

Noreen: Whew, sure is hot out tonight.

Hank: Hot.

Lonnie: Hotter than nine naked women in a Volkswagen.

Jimmy: Noreen, I'm gonna fire you.

Noreen: Haven't you fired me enough this month?

Lonnie: How's Frank these days?

Noreen: Oh, he's Frank.

Lonnie: Got a job yet?

Noreen: Yeah, he's employee full time by the television.

Noreen: You killed an innocent man.

Doe: That's the trouble with aggressive interrogation methods.

Doe: You've got to separate the wheat from the chaff!

Noreen: What the hell does that mean?

Doe: I read it in a book somewhere, for people who don't understand the situation that they're in.

Noreen: And what is my situation?

Doe: You're a good person. You're, uh, just at the wrong place at the wrong time, basically.

[last lines]

Noreen: I have a crappy, pathetic life. I am terrified of change. I stay when I should go. I am not very smart. And I will probably never be truly happy. But I know one thing that you don't.

Smith: Oh really? What's that?

Noreen: I can count.

Smith: Huh?

Noreen: One for the tall man. Two for Hank. One for the kids. One for the ceiling. Seven bullets. That leaves one for you.