Nolan Traynor Quotes in Simply Irresistible (1999)

Nolan Traynor: We can get other jobs.

Amanda Shelton: Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."

Nolan Traynor: Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him.

Nolan Traynor: Even Dumbo flew without his feather.

Amanda Shelton: Taste this.

Nolan Traynor: Mmmm... It's good.

Amanda Shelton: You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh! It tastes like blue cheese and dirt.

Nolan Traynor: And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt.

Amanda Shelton, Nolan Traynor: Rum raisin.

Nolan Traynor: We gotta move to New Guinea or some place nobody knows us.

Nolan Traynor: They all look dead.

Aunt Stella: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance.

Amanda Shelton: This is amazing.

Nolan Traynor: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?

Aunt Stella: No, no. We couldn't, but she could.

Nolan Traynor: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.

Amanda Shelton: She's on something.

Nolan Traynor: Your food.