Nolan Quotes in Big Momma's House (2000)

Nolan: Now lets say you walking down the street, strutting yo stuff, and someby yells out and screams "Hey baby! Why don't you back that thing up and show me whatcha got and whatcha gon do?"

Big Momma: I'd say imma size 10, and I'm about to cram it up his boney ass!

[Kevin O'Malley and Sonny Storm encounter Nolan and Quentero at the train station]

Nolan: What are you doing, you taking a trip somewhere?

Lt. Kevin O'Malley: [pretends that Sonny is his son] Yeah... yeah, me and my kid are visiting my mother in New Mexico.

Nolan: Oh, that's your son, huh? It's funny, you know he doesn't look much like you. Does he, Quentero? As a matter of fact, I think that I've seen his ugly face before.

Max Quentero: Kind of looks like Mason Storm.

Nolan: Yeah.

Nolan: [after knocking his adversary down] Hey, if you wanna bet your last dime - it might as well be on yourself, right?

[his opponent gets up and knocks him out]

Grace Lashield: Look, I can help you guys out *and* I can take orders.

Nolan: I'll take a beaver sandwich.

Nick: Alright, I want you to take me on a guided tour of the shitpile.

Po: Sure thing, boss!

Nick: Keep your eyes open back here.

Nolan: [mimicking Po] Sure thing, boss!

Nolan: Found the jade, didn't you?

Nick: There's no jade. It's bird shit.

Nolan: Bird shit? Oh boy... what do you think I am, an idiot?

Nolan: Gentlemen, what are the Four Pillars?

Crowd: Tradition. Honor. Discipline. Excellence.

Nolan: Oh, man, I went and killed Santa!

Nolan: I'm an elf!

Stein: [to Steven as he enters his office for the first time that day, referring to their bond investments overseas] The spreads are "blowing out" and the way things look in Europe, it could turn into a real bloodbath.

Steven: So, what are we talking?

Stein: We're talking at least a hundred and fifty basis points.

Hansen: Bundesbank will have to tag along, so your Yen and other positions are going to get hammered.

Steven: So, what's our exposure?

Nolan: Based on my preliminary model?

Steven: Yes, no frills.

Nolan: [implying the worst-case scenario for their investments] Think Chernobyl.

Nolan: [as the crooked lawyer misses a shot on a pool table] Straight shot and I missed it!

Edward Weldon: I love Stella, she's my daughter, but she broke the law.

Nolan: Do you mean to say that for a set of dried up laws that are being smashed to bits every day by professional criminals, you'd...

Edward Weldon: But I'm no criminal. I'll leave it to Mr Plunkett. I'll throw her on the mercy of the court.

Edward Weldon: In heaven's name, man - what have you got in your veins - milk?

Nolan: Stella, your own child, and you mumble about the law...

Nolan: I don't get it. This wasn't supposed to happen.

[last lines]

Nolan: [hugging crying baby] I know you.

Trent: Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help?

Lawrence: Dude, that's not a good look for you, man. You ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? Shit.

Trent: Okay. Nolan. How about I pay, you pump?

Nolan: Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.

Trent: Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later.

Nolan: Look at the size of that footprint! I've never seen anything like it before!

Phillips: I have. Once... in a museum.