Noelle Quotes in Wedlock (1991)

[Frank is using Sam as a shield as Noelle aims a gun at him]

Frank: Did you do it for Noelle, or for the money?

Sam: She is cute, isn't she?

[Noelle shoots Sam]

Sam: Ahh! You hit me, you bitch!

Noelle: Sorry honey, but I did it for the money.

Frank: Looks like she fucked us both.

Sam: Yeah. Hey, you want her back?

Sam: She's not bad looking.

Noelle: [jumping in his lap] Is she cuter than me?

Sam: Much, much cuter than you. But your teeth are sharper.

Noelle: That fucking bitch was out of line.

Sam: Hey, are you OK?

Noelle: No, I want a hug.

Craig: Do you like music?

Noelle: Do you like breathing?

Noelle: You know, Vampire Weekend's doing a show at the end of the month. Would you wanna go?

Craig: Yes, I would! With you, right?

Noelle: No, with Solomon. Yeah, with me!

Noelle: Besides, he has this small personal habit that just drives me crazy.

Abby: What's that?

Noelle: He loves *you*.

Dr. Abby Barnes: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.

Noelle: I'd fuck you.

Dr. Abby Barnes: Thank you, honey. I know you would.

Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman

Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.

Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?

Dr. Abby Barnes: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.

Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill.

Dr. Abby Barnes: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.

Noelle: Maybe it was all the cake he fed me.

Dr. Abby Barnes: What is that, the twinkie defense?

Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?

Dr. Abby Barnes: I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.

Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.

Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts!

Noelle: Did you ever look in the mirror so long that your face didn't make sense anymore? It just becomes all these shapes. Just shapes. Not good or bad.

Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?

[contemplating how to reveal Abby's true identity to Brian]

Noelle: Is your show on today?

Dr. Abby Barnes: Yeah.

Noelle: I'll go to his house and I'll turn on the radio.

Dr. Abby Barnes: And?

Noelle: Have you ever noticed how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same room at the same time?

Noelle: You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake.

Noelle: You really don't remember anything?

Ava: No. I was possessed... by a demon.

Noelle: Holy fuck. Is that contagious?

[repeated line]

Noelle: He's not coming back.