Noah Cooper Quotes in Smother (2008)
Noah Cooper Quotes:
Noah Cooper: I beat my boss senseless with a foam scepter.
Gene Cooper: I need to talk to your mother right now, Noah.
Noah Cooper: She's staying the night here, so uh, you'll have to talk to her tomorrow.
Marilyn Cooper: Don't bet on it!
[falls to the ground]
Gene Cooper: She just fell didn't she.
Noah Cooper: Yeah.
Noah Cooper: Mom, pick that up, we're not in Tijuana!
Noah Cooper: Well, since you're riding mass transit, I guess I'll take a look.
Noah Cooper: Get in the trunk and let's have this conversation!
Noah Cooper: Yeah, dad's got a little sex slave in a wheelchair inside!
Noah Cooper: Is there anything else I should know about? Any other lies?
Marilyn Cooper: You wet the bed until you were six, the noise in your closet at night really was a ghost, and you were held back two times in the first grade.
Noah Cooper: I'm thirty-one?
Marilyn Cooper: Thirty-two.
Marilyn Cooper: What do you do, Myron?
Myron Stubbs: I'm a screenwriter.
Marilyn Cooper: Oh, really? How interesting.
Myron Stubbs: I'm working on a sci-fi horror set in the jungles of Vietnam. Lt. Tom Dawson gets infected by Agent Orange-infused malaria, then mutates into a violent but misunderstood creature driven to insanity by the horrors of herbicidal warfare. My original title was Mansquito, but that's already taken, so my working title is PTSD: Post Traumatic Stress Destroyer. It's sort of Platoon meets The Fly.
Noah Cooper: Sounds like it'll really capture the authentic Vietnam experience.
Myron Stubbs: But with a sci-fi hook, exactly. Half Commando... Half Mosquito... Total Terror.
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