Nisha Quotes in Dil To Pagal Hai (1997)

[Nisha is dressing when Rahul bursts in]

Rahul: [searching her room] Hey, Nisha, have you seen my cassette? It has a very important music piece on it, I think I left it somewhere in your room... Where the hell is the cassette?

Nisha: Rahul, you have no manners! Don't you know you're supposed to knock before coming into a room where a girl is dressing?

Rahul: Girl? What girl?

Nisha: ME! Stop it, Rahul, I'm serious!

Rahul: Hey, relax, I know very well that you're a girl! Besides, you also had come into MY room when I had nothing on...

Nisha: That's different!

Rahul: How so?

Nisha: Oh, shut up!

[last lines]

Ajay: My name is Ajay... yours?...

Nisha: I'm Nisha...

Ajay: Nisha... are you married?

Nisha: WHAT?

Nisha: [drunk] Take off my shoes and give me money!

Ajay, Pooja, Nisha, Rahul: [singing] Dil to pagal hai / dil deewana hai... the heart is crazy / the heart is mad...

Rahul: [showing Nisha a shirt she selected and he's tried on] Okay? Happy?

[Nisha starts laughing at Rahul]

Rahul: What's so funny?

Nisha: Where are your jeans?

Nisha: I won't dance for your play!

Rahul: So what? We'll get another dancer and replace you!

Nisha: Ah, go on! There's no dancer as good as I am!

[cut to Pooja dancing]

[Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday]

Rahul: [at the bar] Okay, everybody, tequila time!

Nisha: [coming over] What are you all drinking?

Rahul: Tequila!

Nisha: Can I have a drink?

Rahul: No, only men are able to drink this stuff! You go back and sit down there!

Nisha: No, give me a drink!

Rahul: Hey, Nisha, don't bother us, just go and sit down!

Nisha: Rahul, today is my birthday...

Rahul: Oh... happy birthday!

Nisha: Thank you... I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, understand?

Rahul: Nisha... okay, it's your birthday! Waiter, bring one more glass...

[All the members of the troupe line up, glasses ready in their hands]

Rahul: Okay, 1... 2... 3... GO!

[Everyone downs three tequilas - and make faces, trying to adjust to the alcohol. Rahul is the only one unaffected by the tequila]

Rahul: [laughing at Nisha] Ha! What did I tell you? Girls aren't able to handle this stuff!

[Nisha suddenly starts giggling drunkenly]

Nisha: One more!

Rahul: [to himself] Rahul, you're dead!...

Nisha: [raving at God and throwing rocks in every direction] YOU ARE BAD! YOU ARE BAD! What have I ever done to deserve this? You are bad! You are bad!

[Rahul grabs and holds her arms to make her stop]

Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...

Nisha: Rahul, please don't say sorry, otherwise I'll cry...

Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...

[Nisha slowly sags against Rahul and silently starts crying]

Nisha: How is the nightlife here? What do the folks here do at night?

Rohit Mehra: They sleep.

Nisha: Why are you hiding this flower?

Rohit Mehra: I am not hiding it. I got it as a present for you!

Nisha: Awwwww, how sweet!

[gives a small peck on Rohit's cheek]

Nisha: Arre, why are you blushing?

Rohit Mehra: My friends told me that if a girl and a boy kiss then they are girlfriend and boyfriend...

Nisha: Your friends are correct. I am your girlfriend!

Rohit Mehra: Really?

Nisha: Yes!