Nihilist Quotes in The Big Lebowski (1998)


Nihilist Quotes:

  • [the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]

    The Dude: Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

    Nihilist: Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.

    Nihilist #2: Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.

    Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.

    The Dude: You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!

    [the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]

    Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?

    Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

    Nihilist: Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups.

    Walter Sobchak: Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

    The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.

    Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

    Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!

    Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!

    Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!


    The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man!

    Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.

    [Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]

    Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?

    Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

    Nihilist: Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.

    Walter Sobchak: Fuck you!

  • [when making the payoff]

    The Dude: Dude.

    Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?

    The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

    Nihilist: Us?

    The Dude: [to Walter] Shit!

    [to Nihilist]

    The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

    Nihilist: Shut the fuck up.

    Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you fucking this up?

    Nihilist: Who the fuck is that?

    The Dude: That is the driver.

    [Nihilist hangs up]

    The Dude: Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!

    Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.

  • The Dude: Hey, no, come on, Walter. We're ending this thing cheap, man.

    Walter Sobchak: No, what's mine is mine.

    Nihilist: No funny shtuff.

    The Dude: Alright, alright, I've got four dollars, almost five...

    Donny: Hey, I got eighteen dollars.

    Walter Sobchak: What's mine is mine.

    Nihilist: We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.

    Walter Sobchak: Come and get it.

  • Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

    The Dude: Excuse me?

    Nihilist: I said


    Nihilist: I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!

    Nihilist #2: Just think about that, Lebowski.

    Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.

    Nihilist #3: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.

  • Nihilist: [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Ze lingonberry pancake.

    Nihilist #3: Aufwachen, Arschloch!

    Nihilist #2: Lingonberry pancake.

    Nihilist #3: Ze Pigs in Blanket.

    Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend: Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen.

    Nihilist: She has lingonberry pancakes.

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