Nigel Powers Quotes in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

Nigel Powers: There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers: All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Goldmember: What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil's orders. Which, for you, is bad news bears,

[talks in a deep vioce]

Goldmember: Walter Matthau.

Nigel Powers: Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!

[Dr. Evil's henchmen do exactly as he predicted]

Nigel Powers: Judo chop. Judo chop.

Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good.

Henchman Sailor: [approaches warily]

Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am?

Henchman Sailor: [nods]

Nigel Powers: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?

Henchman Sailor: [nods again]

Nigel Powers: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?

[henchman falls down]

Nigel Powers: So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion?

Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods unsure]

Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.

Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]

Nigel Powers: My lord! You're a tripod. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!

Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods, smiling]

Nigel Powers: Got an issue? Here's a tissue.

Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...

Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?

Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.

Nigel Powers, Austin Powers: I thank you!

Goldmember: Look. My vinky was a key.

Nigel Powers: Only a bloody Dutchman...

Nigel Powers: Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.