Nigel Bigelow Quotes in Bewitched (2005)

Isabel Bigelow: Your life is total instant gratification, Daddy.

Nigel Bigelow: It's fantastic, isn't it?

Isabel Bigelow: No. No, it's not. Because how do you know that anyone really loves you for yourself? It's like those rich men who are never sure why women sleep with them.

Nigel Bigelow: But women sleep with them, so it's not really a problem.

Isabel Bigelow: I'm gonna be an actress in a television series.

Maria Kelly: She's going to play Samantha on Bewitched!

Nigel Bigelow: Bewitched?

[appalled]

Nigel Bigelow: That's an *insult* to our way of life!

Maria Kelly: [laughs] Your dad is a hoot!

Isabel Bigelow: [crying in her father's arms] Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying?

Nigel Bigelow: No, darling, there isn't.

Isabel Bigelow: He's idiotic, and yet I find him completely charming. It's been like that since the beginning. Only now, I also hate him.

Nigel Bigelow: [nods] Love.

Isabel Bigelow: Daddy, what am I gonna do?

Nigel Bigelow: Go home.

Isabel Bigelow: Where's that?

Nigel Bigelow: Wherever you've been the happiest.