Nicky Holiday Quotes in The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

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Nicky Holiday Quotes:

  • Nicky Holiday: Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...

    Miss Piggy: Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.

  • Lady Holiday: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.

    Nicky Holiday: For complimenting you on your necklace?

    Lady Holiday: No, because it's customary.

    Nicky Holiday: I haven't any change.

    Lady Holiday: Then give him something bigger.

    Nicky Holiday: *Bigger*? I left my wallet at home.

    Lady Holiday: You left your wallet in college.

  • Kermit: But... Nicky, why are you doing this?

    Nicky Holiday: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.

  • Lady Holiday: I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.

    Nicky Holiday: [breathing down her neck] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.

  • Nicky Holiday: [Lady Holiday's necklace has just been stolen] What do you want me to do? I just spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund.

  • Lady Holiday: Nicky, that's my new secretary dancing out there.

    Nicky Holiday: Which one?

    Lady Holiday: The pig.

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