Nick Vanderpark Quotes in Envy (2004)

Nick Vanderpark: What's that?

[as he looks down and points at Tim's pants, right by his crotch]

Tim Dingman: What?

Nick Vanderpark: That.

Tim Dingman: Oh... maple syrup.

[Nick reaches over and wipes up some maple syrup from Tim's pants with his index finger and then tastes it]

Nick Vanderpark: Mmm. Man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?

Tim Dingman: Don't taste my pants.

Nick Vanderpark: I can't taste your pants?

Tim Dingman: Ever.

Nick Vanderpark: Ever?

Tim Dingman: No.

Nick Vanderpark: Then don't spill maple syrup on them.

Tim Dingman: Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.

Nick Vanderpark: Well, I like maple syrup.

Tim Dingman: Well, not from my pants.

Nick Vanderpark: [before Tim finishes] I love it.

Nick Vanderpark: Spray some on my butt cause I just shit my pants!

Nick Vanderpark: C'est la vie, as the Romans say.

Nick Vanderpark: How do I know where the shit goes?