Nick Szalinski Quotes in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)


Nick Szalinski Quotes:

  • Nick Szalinski: Where'd you learn artificial respiration?

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: French class, kid.

  • [last lines]

    Nick Szalinski: Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!

  • Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [as the kids eat an Oreo, now gigantic to them] They're never going to believe this at school.

    Nick Szalinski: Yeah, I can just see the note to the teacher: "Dear Miss Mason, Nick is not absent. He's pinned to this note".

  • Amy Szalinski: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

    Nick Szalinski: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.

  • Nick Szalinski: We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and 64 feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science.

    Amy Szalinski: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, get big and get to the mall. Now get moving.

  • Amy Szalinski: Good night, Russ.

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Good night, Amy.

    Nick SzalinskiRon Thompson: [pause, then mockingly] Good night, Amy!

  • Nick Szalinski: Have a ball, baby.

  • Nick Szalinski: When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long.

  • Nick Szalinski: We could be anywhere now.

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I think we're still in your yard.

    Nick Szalinski: How do you know?

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Any other yard the grass would be shorter.

  • Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [the ground starts shaking] EARTHQUAKE!

    Nick Szalinski: No, worse... LAWNMOWER!

  • [Nick has fallen into a flower, full of pollen]

    Amy Szalinski: Nicky! Get out of there! You're allergic to pollen!

    Nick Szalinski: [sniffing the pollen] It's too big! I'm too little to breathe it in.

    [sniffs it again, then sneezes]

  • Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: He hit a baseball through your attic window...

    Amy Szalinski: He what?

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day!

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right?

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: My allowance? Dream on!

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh?

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back.

    Nick Szalinski: Until you pay, no man shall pass.

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*!

    Amy Szalinski: Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.

    Nick Szalinski: [incredulous] What?

    Amy Szalinski: [impatiently] Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.

  • Nick Szalinski: I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.

  • Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Hey Szalinski, ever do anything normal? Like play baseball?

    Nick Szalinski: Nope. Baseball is for mortals.

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Maybe you could be the base.

    Nick Szalinski: Maybe you could be the mound.

    Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Ronald, lug your stuff!

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Later, worm.

  • Nick Szalinski: Help! Don't eat me!


  • Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark] It's Quark!

    [whistles until Quark sees them]

    Nick Szalinski: Oh, no!

    Amy Szalinski: What is it, Nick?

    Nick Szalinski: [observes the Thompsons' cat jumping from the fence] It's that stupid cat of theirs!

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Our cat is not stupid!

    Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark being chased back in the house] It just chased Quark away!

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It's Russ's stupid cat...

    [his last word turns to panic as the stem tips over]

    Amy Szalinski: Hang on, Nick!

    Nick Szalinski: I can't! I'M SLIPPING!

    [Nick falls into a flower full of pollen]

  • Nick Szalinski: [Ron lights a torch from cigarette ashes] Cool! Now we can see in the dark!

    Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Hey, Antie look! Headlights!

    [Antie wiggles his antennae in curiosity]

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