Nick Fifer Quotes in Scenes from a Mall (1991)
Nick Fifer Quotes:
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[looking for his car in the mall parking garage]
Nick Fifer: Where's my fucking Saab?
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Nick Fifer: How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One... maybe two.
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Nick Fifer: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
Deborah Fifer: Mutual death wish.
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Deborah Fifer: Do you really hate this dress?
Nick Fifer: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.
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[after tough negotiations with a tennis prodigy's mother]
Nick Fifer: I think Mrs. Fong is Jewish.
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[On mimes]
Nick Fifer: These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas!
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[Deborah wants to give Nick his Christmas present]
Deborah Fifer: I have something to get you out of your midlife crisis.
Nick Fifer: That can only mean a full-body vibrator!
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[Nick's given Deborah a family photo with an antique frame]
Nick Fifer: I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name.
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[On an affair Nick had]
Nick Fifer: I liked her. I loved the sex.
Deborah Fifer: [scornful] Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.
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Nick Fifer: Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.
Deborah Fifer: You are.
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Nick Fifer: Your constant interrupting of me...
Deborah Fifer: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.
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Deborah Fifer: How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?
Nick Fifer: Handle them? I can salivate over them.
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Nick Fifer: You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress!
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Nick Fifer: Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish.
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[Last lines]
Nick Fifer: [defensive] Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?
Deborah Fifer: Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!
Nick Fifer: [defensive] I gave him 100 bucks...
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[Examining his Stress Age chewing gum]
Nick Fifer: Christ, the gum is jet black already.
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