Nick Deezy Quotes in Vibes (1988)

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Nick Deezy Quotes:

  • Nick Deezy: I like to breathe, I'm good at it.

  • Doctor Harrison Steele: [Nick holds an M-16 on the bad guys] Have you handled a machine gun before?

    Nick Deezy: Sure, lots of times, in high school. I was the captain of the machine gun team.

  • Sylvia Pickel: You're very brave.

    Nick Deezy: Everybody looks brave holding a machinegun.

  • Nick Deezy: To whom were you speaking?

    Sylvia Pickel: To youm.

  • Nick Deezy: Yes, one monent please but an important one. we been through stretch, stretch-aroo, next it'll be stretch-mark... where will it end?

  • Jane: How you doin' Lyle? How's that pretty Mrs. of yours?

    Lyle: Oh, fine.

    Jane: He's married to a former Miss Universe.

    Nick Deezy: Really?

    Lyle: Yeah, I don't just move ashtrays.

  • Nick Deezy: [In bed, Hillary removes her panties and hands them to Nick] Another man has been holding these panties. You know I can tell.

    Hillary: It's, it's my father.

    Nick Deezy: What?

    Hillary: He did my laundry for me, I swear.

    Nick Deezy: Your father's a professional hockey player who scored two goals that night... and an assist?

    Hillary: Oh, God. I should have burned those panties.

    Nick Deezy: But why, Hillary? Why would you wanna sleep with...

    Hillary: I was lonely! You were gone! I went out with a bunch of girls. I had a bunch of drinks. We met a bunch of guys.

    Nick Deezy: You had a bunch of sex!

  • Nick Deezy: [Nick is being tested by two researchers, a man and a woman] Someone's had sex on this table.

    [they share guilty looks]

  • Consuelo: I have something for you.

    Nick Deezy: I have something for you.

    Consuelo: Here. It's an aphrodisiac. It's made from the horn of rhinoceros and dried rabbit glands.

    [hands a pill to Nick]

    Nick Deezy: But no sugar, I hope. Ooh! Are there rhinoceroses in a garage in New Jersey?

    Consuelo: What?

    Nick Deezy: A garage in New Jersey. I swear that's where this was made.

  • Harry Buscafusco: Y'know what's happening here? You two are feelin' a lot of sexual tension as a result of the near miss in Nick's tent last night. Why don't you guys work that out? I'll turn around, give you a couple minutes. Have a good time.

    Nick Deezy: [Immediately] Harry, you can turn around now.

    Harry Buscafusco: Already? I'd see a doctor about that.

  • Nick Deezy: [as they set off to find Harry, Jr., Nick holds the shirt Harry gave him] This isn't your son's shirt.

    Harry Buscafusco: Sure it is.

    Nick Deezy: No. This shirt's only been worn by one man, an older man much too old to be your son.

    Harry Buscafusco: Did I say my son? No! I'm sorry. I'm *his* son. It's my father that's missin', Harry, Sr.

    Nick Deezy: He's not that old, he's about your age.

    Harry Buscafusco: I'm adopted. My mother remarried. One of my high school buddies. She saw his picture in my yearbook and, WHAMMO.

  • Nick Deezy: I brought my own food. I'm taking no chances. This is all dehydrated.

    Sylvia Pickel: So are you.

  • Nick Deezy: [Sylvia and Nick are kissing] You know, I'm curious. When did you decide you liked me?

    Sylvia Pickel: Oh... I guess when you tried to save my life. I... I appreciated that. I thought back then, He's really nice. I thought, If there was ever anything I could do for him, I will.

    Nick Deezy: What do you mean?

    Sylvia Pickel: What do you mean?

    Nick Deezy: Do for me? What, like now?

    Sylvia Pickel: What's happening here? A minute ago you were ready to disappear down my throat.

    Nick Deezy: I don't know. This is, uh, starting to sound a little like... charity.

    Sylvia Pickel: I must have said the wrong words. I admit, I'm not that smart. I'm not a museum person.

    Nick Deezy: Well, you know, the way it's coming out, you're looking for a little action, there's nobody here but me and Harry, and I won. But not by much.

    Sylvia Pickel: Ok...

    [adopts a sarcastic tone]

    Sylvia Pickel: I want you bad, alright? I dream about you and me and a house in Long Island. I'm only half a woman 'til I make love to you.

    [reverts to normal voice]

    Sylvia Pickel: Are you happy now?

    Nick Deezy: Must we spoil what's been a depraved and embarassing evening?

    [Sylvia gasps]

    Nick Deezy: No no no, please, not another word. This is just the way I want to forget you.

    Sylvia Pickel: Screw you!

    Nick Deezy: No thanks!

    Sylvia Pickel: Boy, Nick, you really know how to show a girl a good time.

    Harry Buscafusco: [enters the tent, hair set with pins and in a hairnet] Hey, I forgot to ask you. Can I sleep on this?

    Sylvia Pickel: Who gives a shit?

    [leaves the tent]

    Harry Buscafusco: What's the matter with her?

    Nick Deezy: I wouldn't sleep with her!

    Harry Buscafusco: Really?

    [grins]

    Harry Buscafusco: Sylllviaaaa!

  • Nick Deezy: a women, she's dead

    Harry Buscafusco: dead? a woman? where?

    Nick Deezy: she's easy to find she's the one that's dea... that's odd

    Sylvia Pickel: the police must have hauled her off

    Nick Deezy: no no no, it's only been 5 minutes and we'd have hear the police. there'd be one of thos chalk outlines of the body

    Harry Buscafusco: maybe she bounced, like outta the hotel. women are soft

    Sylvia Pickel: a gang! a gang took her away so that no questions could be asked

    Harry Buscafusco: so we're discounting the bouncing theory?

    Nick Deezy: completely. a gang that's gonna take another shot at me.

    Sylvia Pickel: Louise says gang

    Harry Buscafusco: well gangs are not necessarily bad. ya know there are nice gangs, there was our gang, alfalfa, buckwheat...

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