Nicholas Yuleson Quotes in Santa's Slay (2005)
Nicholas Yuleson Quotes:
Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!
Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.
Nicholas Yuleson: We're trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that?
Nicholas Yuleson: You're gonna need to suck it in.
[Nicholas sees that mac is stuck in the window]
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: You're in the need for some top.
[Nicholas poises his hands above Mac's chest, hesistant on what comes next]
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: I swear to god Nicholas, am I going to have to make every first move in this relationship?
[Mac places Nicholas's hands on her breasts so he can push her through the window]
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: You hit like a girl.
Nicholas Yuleson: You kiss like a guy.
Nicholas Yuleson: Great. He'll never find us now
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: Shut your hole and help me through this window
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: Wicked, your grandfather's an angel. Told you he'd look after you.
Nicholas Yuleson: I swear i'll never take the lord's name in vain again
Grandpa: You're forgiven Nicholas
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