Nicholas Collini Quotes in The Long, Long Trailer (1953)
Nicholas Collini Quotes:
Tacy: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'.
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
Nicholas Collini: It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
Tacy: Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.
Nicholas Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.
Tacy: What happened?
Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
Nicholas Collini: Been married long?
Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
Nicholas Collini: [narrating] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.
Tacy: [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
Nicholas Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"]
Tacy: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.
Tacy: Were the trailer repairs expensive?
Nicholas Collini: No more than a room at the Ritz.
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