Nicholas Andre Quotes in Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Lloyd Christmas: Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.

Nicholas Andre: Open it up. Open it up!

Lloyd Christmas: [Motioning to Mary] Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry.

Nicholas Andre: What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?

Lloyd Christmas: That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.

Harry Dunne: Weirdo.

Lloyd Christmas: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.

Harry Dunne: Idiot.

Lloyd Christmas: Fried teeth-licker of salmon fried fish!

Harry Dunne: Moron.

Lloyd Christmas: Raider of the Lost Fart!

Harry Dunne: Rump roast.

Lloyd Christmas: Licker of dirty chicken butts.

Harry Dunne: Buttfish.

Lloyd Christmas: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.

Nicholas Andre: SHUT UP!

Nicholas Andre: [Over the phone] Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen!

Joe Mentalino: Don't worry. They ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple.

Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, gunman. Who are you?

Nicholas Andre: Don't play dumb with me, asshole! I'm the rightful owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around!