Newbomb Turk Quotes in The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

Brenda Weintraub: [Tape played over the PA system at the dance] Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.

Shirley Weintraub: That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.

Jack Friedman: [at the dance, angrily] They're talking about my daughter!

Shirley Weintraub: [on tape] They sure played like they still had it last week.

Newbomb Turk: [on tape] That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.

Mrs. Freidman: [Opens front door to find a bag on fire] Oh my god! Nevans! Juanita!

Nevans: I'll take care of it!

[Steps on the bag finding it contains dog poop]

Mrs. Freidman: It's dog shit! IT'S DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR...

Newbomb Turk: [Calling her from the street] Oh, Mrs. Freidman.

Mrs. Freidman: [Notices one of the occupants is mooning her] I'll kill you! I'll kill you all! Juanita! Juanita, get out here!

Sally: Turk, did you come?

Newbomb Turk: A little.

Sally: A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?

Newbomb Turk: I came.

Sally: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Newbomb Turk: [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?

Red Riding Hood: [flips him off] Fuck you Newbomb.

Sally: I mean, I don't know what it's gonna be. Soon I'll be going away to college and I'll probably never see you again.

Newbomb Turk: You're going to UCLA.

Simpson: [to Newbomb, who's back is turned] Hey pencil-dick... what time is it?

Newbomb Turk: [grabs a sandwich to throw at Simpson] Time to eat!

[turns and hurls the sandwich which hits Officer Bimbeau instead]

Newbomb Turk: Tarzan, go over to Brother Earl's and get, a potato, an unpeeled potato.