Neville Longbottom Quotes in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

Neville Longbottom: [about his new Remembrall] Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

[deleted scene]

Ron: [Neville comes hopping in, his legs apparently stuck together] Leg-Locker Curse?

Harry: Malfoy.

Ron: You have *got* to start standing up to people, Neville.

Neville Longbottom: [wobbling uncontrollably] How? I can barely stand at all!

Seamus Finnigan: [jumping up, wand at the ready] I'll do the counter-curse!

Neville Longbottom: No, that's all I need... you to set my bloody kneecaps on fire!

Seamus Finnigan: [slamming his wand down] I don't appreciate the insinuation, Longbottom. Besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have completely grown back!

[stalks off angrily, showing a large chunk of hair missing from the back of his head]

Harry: I found him!

[hands Ron a Chocolate Frog card of Dumbledore]

Ron: 'Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945-'

Harry: Go on.

Ron: '-for his discovery of the 12 uses of Dragon Blood, and his work on alchemy with his partner Nicolas Flamel!'

Harry: I knew the name sounded familiar, I read it on the train that day.

Hermione: [Beaming excitedly] Follow me!

[the Trio tears out of the Great Hall, leaving poor Neville still flailing around]

Neville Longbottom: Hey, wait, where are you going? What about the counter-curse?

[Before he can say another word he topples over backwards, sparking a fresh round of laughter from the other students]

Harry: Where's Hermione?

Neville Longbottom: Parvati Patil says that she wouldn't come out of the girls bathroom. She said that she'd been in there all afternoon, crying.

[Harry looks at Ron, who shrugs]

Professor Quirrel: [comes running to Dumbledore] TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

[Dumbledore and McGonagall stand up, all the kids stare at Quirrell]

Professor Quirrel: Thought you ought to know.

[faints]

Dumbledore: [kids scream] Silence!

[everybody stops screaming]

Dumbledore: Please do not panic. Now, Prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories, and teachers will follow me to the dungeons.

[kids follow Percy, while Snape walks away and closes the door]

Harry: [Harry, Ron, and Hermione sneak down the stairs, and Harry sees Trevor the toad] Trevor.

Ron: [Trevor croaks] Trevor! Go! You shouldn't be here!

Neville Longbottom: [appears] Neither should you. You're sneaking out again, aren't you!

Harry: Now, Neville, listen, we were...

Neville Longbottom: No! I won't let you! You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again! Uh, I-I'll fight you!

Hermione: Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this, but Petrificus Totalus!

[takes wand out and uses the Full Body-Bind Curse on Neville, who freezes and falls on the floor]

Ron: [gulps] You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary.

Harry: Let's go.

Harry: [to Neville] Sorry.

Hermione: [to Neville] Sorry.

Ron: [to Neville] It's for your own good, you know.

Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?

Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who.

Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?

Harry Potter: We don't know.

Dean Thomas: Where is it?

Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.

Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.

Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this?

Minerva McGonagall: Yes, Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom: Blow it up? Boom?

Minerva McGonagall: BOOM!

Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.

Seamus Finnigan: Stand down Neville!

Neville Longbottom: People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Harry tonight. He's still with us, in here.

[Points to his heart]

Neville Longbottom: So's Fred, Remus, Tonks... they didn't die in vain. But YOU will. 'Cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us! For all of us! It's not over!

[He pulls the Sword of Gryffindor from the Sorting Hat]

Harry Potter: [Harry suddenly drops from Hagrid's arms and aims at Nagini] Confringo!

Bellatrix Lestrange: [In the sudden confusion, scores of Death Eaters begin to apparate away from Hogwarts. Narcissa takes Draco's hand and marches the Malfoys away from the castle] No! No, come back! Lucius! Come back! Come back and fight!

Harry Potter: I'll lure him into the castle. We have to kill the snake.

Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right?

Neville Longbottom: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven't seen Luna have you?

Harry Potter: Luna?

Neville Longbottom: I'm mad for her. I think it's about time I told her, since we'll probably both be dead by dawn!

[Neville runs up the staircase; Harry and Ginny look at each other for a moment, then kiss]

Ginny Weasley: [whispering to Harry] I know.

Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.

Seamus Finnigan: Stand down, Neville.

Neville Longbottom: People die everyday! Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. He's still with us, in here. So's Fred, Remus, Tonks, all of them. They didn't die in vain. But you will! Because you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us, for all of us. It's not over!

Neville Longbottom: [to the Snatchers] Ya, you and whose army?

Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something...

Lord Voldemort: ...I think we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.

Neville Longbottom: You and whose army?

Neville Longbottom: You were right, never better. I feel like I can spit fire.

Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?

Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.

Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?

Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape.

[laughter]

Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all.

Harry: What's the holdup?

Ron: Probably Neville's forgotten the password again.

Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!

Ron: Oh... You're there...

Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?

Gilderoy Lockhart: [to class] I must ask you not to scream, it might REMOTE THEM!

[pulls cloth off of cage, which reveals pixies]

Seamus Finnigan: Cornish pixies?

Gilderoy Lockhart: [Draco Malfoy and Crabbe snigger] Freshly caught Cornish pixies.

[more people chuckle]

Gilderoy Lockhart: Laugh after you, Mr. Finnigan. The pixies can be devilishly tricky little things. See what you make of them.

[releases pixies, which attack students]

Gilderoy Lockhart: Round them up! Round them up! Round up the pixies

[pixies ruin Lockhart's books and two of them lift Neville by the ear and drop him on the light on the ceiling]

Neville Longbottom: Hey, get me down!

Hermione: Get off me!

Harry: No, stop, hold still!

[hits pixie with book]

Gilderoy Lockhart: Peskipiksi Pesternomi!

[pixie grabs Lockhart's wand and cuts off chain of dinosaur skeleton, which falls]

Gilderoy Lockhart: [to Harry, Ron, and Hermione] I'll ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into your case.

[runs away]

Ron: What do we do now?

Hermione: [takes out wand] Immobulus!

[freezes pixies]

Neville Longbottom: Hey, get me down!

Neville Longbottom: [serving drinks at Slughorn's Christmas party] I didn't get into the Slug Club. It's okay, though. He's got Belby handing out towels in the loo.

Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

Zacharias Smith: Why?

Ron Weasley: Why. Because You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.

Zacharias Smith: [nods toward Harry] So he says.

Hermione Granger: So Dumbledore says.

Zacharias Smith: So Dumbledore says because he says! The point is, where's the proof?

Slightly Creepy Boy: If Potter could tell us more about how Diggory got killed...

Harry Potter: I'm not going to talk about Cedric, so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now.

Harry Potter: [aside to Hermione]

Harry Potter: C'mon, Hermione, let's go. They're just here because they think I'm some sort of freak.

Hermione Granger: Harry, wait!

Luna Lovegood: Is it true you can produce a patronus charm?

Hermione Granger: Yes. I've seen it.

Dean Thomas: Blimey, Harry! I didn't know you could do that!

Neville Longbottom: And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore's office.

Ginny Weasley: It's true.

Ron Weasley: Third year he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.

Hermione Granger: And last year he really did fight off You-Know-Who in the flesh.

Harry Potter: Wait... look, it all sounds *great* when you say it like that. But the truth is most of that was just luck. I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I nearly always had help...

Hermione Granger: He's just being modest.

Harry Potter: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.

Hermione Granger: You're right, Harry, we don't. That's why we need your help. Because if we're having any chance against beating... Voldemort.

Nigel 2nd Year: He's really back?

[Harry nods]

Neville Longbottom: So how are we going to get to London?

Harry Potter: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you, but - but I've got you into enough trouble as it is.

[walks past everyone]

Neville Longbottom: Dumbledore's Army's supposed to be about doing something real.

[Harry stops turns around to face them]

Neville Longbottom: Or was all that just words to you?

Ron Weasley: ...Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Harry Potter: ...So how are we going to get to London?

Luna Lovegood: We fly, of course.

Neville Longbottom: Fourteen years ago, a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used the Crutiatus Curse on my parents. She tortured them for information, but they never gave in. I'm quite proud to be their son. But I'm not sure I'm ready for everyone to know just yet.

Harry Potter: We're going to make them proud, Neville. That's a promise.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom, isn't it? How's mum and dad?

Neville Longbottom: Better, now they're about to be avenged!

Lucius Malfoy: [walking with Bellatrix slowly up to Harry] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord. Why he was unable to kill you when you were just an infant. Don't you want to know the secret, of your scar. All of the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do is give it to me, I can show you everything.

[all of the death eaters start closing in around them]

Harry Potter: I've waited fourteen years...

Lucius Malfoy: I know.

Harry Potter: Think I can wait a little longer. NOW!

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom: STUPEFY!

Lucius Malfoy: Did you actually believe, or are you truly naïve enough to think that children stood a chance against us? I'll make this simple for you, Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die.

Neville Longbottom: Don't give it to him, Harry!

Neville Longbottom: [fighting the Death Eaters] Petrificus Totalus!

Luna Lovegood: [grabbing Nevilles arm] Well done Neville.

Hermione Granger: [after her faux pas about Luna's name] So... that's an interesting necklace.

Luna Lovegood: It's a charm actually. It keeps away the Nargles.

[awkward silence]

Luna Lovegood: Hungry. I hope they have pudding.

[the carriage starts rolling]

Neville Longbottom: [whispering] What's a Nargle?

Hermione Granger: [whispering] No idea.

Neville Longbottom: [the Death Eaters halt the Hogwarts Express and board it]

Neville Longbottom: [standing defiantly] Hey, losers. He isn't here.