Neuter Yuppie Woman Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)

[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]

Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.

[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]

Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.

Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!

[to Fat Fuck Frank]

Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]

Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!

Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.

Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]

Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.

Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!

Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!