Neil Sutherland Quotes in The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)
Neil Sutherland Quotes:
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Neil Sutherland: I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog spelt backwards.
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Jay Cartwright: Don't you know about foreign police? They take you up a hill, beat you up and then they bum you!
Neil Sutherland: Yeah. and if they don't kill you, you kill yourself because of the shame of you getting a boner whilst you was being bummed!
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[from trailer]
Will McKenzie: First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos.
Jay Cartwright: We haven't come half way round the world to look at some fucking Greek ruins.
Neil Sutherland: Yeah you can see that shit anywhere.
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Neil Sutherland: I've got this amazing app called Grindr, made loads of new mates through it.
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Neil Sutherland: There's something I always wanted to know too.
Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright: What is it?
Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?
Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.
Neil Sutherland: Because I never found out.
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Neil Sutherland: If I were seeing things I'd be seeing something cool, like Optimus Prime banging Katy Perry.
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