Neil Schwary Quotes in Once Upon a Crime... (1992)

Neil Schwary: I know you hate Americans, but just remember if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now.

Man in cashier's line: Are you finished?

Neil Schwary: No, are you Swedish?

Neil Schwary: What do I have to do to get a drink in this place, fart the French national anthem?

Augie Morosco: But first I must find the little boys' room.

Neil Schwary: And lose precious time? Waiter, bring this man a cup.

Neil Schwary: So, if you're not a gambler anymore, how come you're on this train to Monte Carlo?

Augie Morosco: My wife is there on holiday. She helped me get back into the business. Extremely wealthy.

Neil Schwary: Oh, I see. You married for money.

Augie Morosco: I did not marry for money. I married for lots of money!

Neil Schwary: Um, 50 francs.

Casino Cashier: 50? I'll have to get the smaller markers. They use them in the children's casino.