Neil Klugman Quotes in Goodbye, Columbus (1969)

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Neil Klugman Quotes:

  • Brenda Patimkin: Are you serious?

    Neil Klugman: I'm way the hell past serious: I'm suicidal.

  • Neil Klugman: [discussing birth control] What do you take?

    Brenda Patimkin: Nothing. Turn off the water.

    Neil Klugman: Nothing?

    Brenda Patimkin: Listen, I tried the pills, but they made me fat and made me sick, and besides every single day you read something new about them in the paper, so I decided I was better off with nothing.

    Neil Klugman: [pause] Brenda, I'd like to talk to you about nothing.

  • Neil Klugman: Hey, I meant to ask you. About those pills, don't you have to take them in the morning? Does it make a difference when you take them?

    Brenda Patimkin: I don't take them.

    Neil Klugman: [drops his soap bar in astonishment]

  • Ben Patimkin: Let me tell ya somethin'. In the real world you need a little gonif in ya. You know what that means: gonif?

    Neil Klugman: Thief.

  • Brenda Patimkin: Look, I'm not gonna take the pills, and that's the end of it. In the first place, you don't just *take* the pills: you have to start taking them at a specific time.

    Neil Klugman: You get a diaphragm.

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