Negasonic Teenage Warhead Quotes in Deadpool (2016)


Negasonic Teenage Warhead Quotes:

  • Deadpool: [Commenting on her shaved head] Ripley, from Alien 3!

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Fuck, you're old.

    Deadpool: [cackles] Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.

  • Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

    Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.

    Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] Wade, is that you?

    Deadpool: Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.

  • Deadpool: And you are?

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

    Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!

  • Deadpool: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: ...You got me in a box here.

    Deadpool: AH-HAA!

  • Colossus: I've given Deadpool every chance to join us but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming an X-Man?

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Which benefits? The matching unitards? The house that blows up every few years?

    Colossus: Please. House blowing up builds character.

  • Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [pointing behind Deadpool] Hey, Douche-Pool!

    Deadpool: [turns around] And I hope *you're* watching -

    [gasps in horror, as Ajax has disappeared]

    Colossus: Quite unfortunate...

    Deadpool: [shaking his head in disbelief] THAT DOES IT!

    [punches Colossus in the face, breaking his own hand]

    Deadpool: Ooh! Oh, Canada! That's not good...

  • Deadpool: And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Sorry

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: That's all right. You're cool.

    Deadpool: [Gasps] What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!

    Colossus: We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade

    Deadpool: For a second there, it felt like we were three minutes-lion robots coming together to form one super robot.

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: There's a stupid.

  • Dopinder: My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.

    Deadpool: I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! It got lost in translation. Dopinder this is *no* way to win Gita's heart back!


    Deadpool: I am so proud of you.


    Deadpool: Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like.


    Deadpool: Kill him.


    Deadpool: And then win Gita back the old-fashioned way with your boyish charm.


    Deadpool: Kidnap her.

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [to Colossus] He's super dead.

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