Ned Flanders Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Ned Flanders Quotes:
Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.
Bart Simpson: You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.
Homer Simpson: What kind of fun?
Bart Simpson: How bout a dare contest?
Homer Simpson: That sounds fun. I dare you to... climb the T.V. antennae.
Bart Simpson: [Bart climbs it easily] Piece of cake.
Homer Simpson: [starts shaking the antennae] Earthquake!
[Bart falls off and hangs onto the railing]
Homer Simpson: [starts shaking the railing] Aftershock!
Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer, I don't mean to be a nervis-pervis or anything, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-a-rino?
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders!
Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders!
Homer Simpson: Well said, boy.
Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...
Ned Flanders: [screams]
Ned Flanders: PENIS!
Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly] ... bountiful penis.
Todd Flanders: Amen.
Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...
Homer Simpson: [whispering hopefully, with his fingers crossed] Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...
Ned Flanders: Bart! Crawl across. Hurry.
Bart Simpson: But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you.
Ned Flanders: I'm sure your father would do the same for...
[Bart just stares at him]
Ned Flanders: Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.
Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.
Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
Ned Flanders: [surprised by the pink mutated multi-eyed squirrel] Well, this certainly seems odd, but, heh, who am I to question the work of the Almighty? Oh, we thank you Lord for this mighty fine intelligent design! Good job!
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Characters on The Simpsons Movie (2007)
- Tom Hanks
- Russ Cargill
- President Schwarzenegger
- Marge Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- NSA Worker
- Bart Simpson
- Todd Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Fat Tony
- Lisa Simpson
- Rod Flanders
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Barney Gumble
- Tre Cool
- Mike Dirnt
- Toll Booth Man
- Professor Frink
- Ralph Wiggum
- Mayor Quimby
- Montgomery Burns
- Maggie Simpson
- EPA Passenger
- Dr. Hibbert
- Krusty the Clown
- Girl on Phone
- Boy on Phone
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- EPA Official
- TV Dad
- TV Daughter
- TV Son
- Agnes Skinner
- Panicky Man
- Jimbo Jones
- Comic Book Guy
- Angry Mob
- Dr. Nick
- Kent Brockman
- News Text
- Male EPA Worker
- Helen Lovejoy
- Cookie Kwan
- Lindsey Naegle
- Medicine Woman
- Sweet Old Lady