Ned Braden Quotes in Slap Shot (1977)

Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.

Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.

Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man!

Morris Wanchuk: Why dontcha call a massage parlor!

Jim Carr: Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?

Ned Braden: I hate my father.

Jim Carr: Is that right?

Ned Braden: That's what I said, isn't it?

Reggie Dunlop: Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!

Steve Hanson: [nodding head] Mm huh.

Reggie Dunlop: Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!

Steve Hanson: Called us names!

Reggie Dunlop: Called us names! But Dave was there.

Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer!

Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.

Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?

Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?

Reggie Dunlop: [looks at the Hanson brothers] Ok guys. Show us what you got.

Reggie Dunlop: It's their rink, it's their ice, and it's their fuckin' town. But tonight we got our fans with us!

[other players cheer]

Reggie Dunlop: They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!

Ned Braden: Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there.

Reggie Dunlop: Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas!

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.

Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.

Reggie Dunlop: Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?

Lily Braden: You're bullshit, you're really bullshit.

Ned Braden: You're drunk.

Reggie Dunlop: You're right, he's bullshit.

Lily Braden: Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in this town

[Leaves]

Reggie Dunlop: That's great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Shes just scrappin' Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her?

Denis Lemieux: Oh yeah, he love her. He tell me 'I love her.'

Reggie Dunlop: Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that?

Denis Lemieux: No way, he got a big cock, like horse.

McGrath: Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.

Ned Braden: You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original.

Jim Ahern: That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?

Tim McCracken: Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull.

Ned Braden: I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks.

Tim McCracken: So, he's bluffing.

Ned Braden: Somebody's gonna kill you, ya dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me.