Nathaniel Williamson Quotes in Nate and Hayes (1983)

Captain Bully Hayes: Not much of a drinker, are you.

Nathaniel Williamson: No.

Captain Bully Hayes: Well, it's a useful habit sometimes.

Nathaniel Williamson: Like now?

[belches]

Captain Bully Hayes: [laughs]

Nathaniel Williamson: I'd like to apologize.

Captain Bully Hayes: For what?

Nathaniel Williamson: I was very quick to judge you.

Captain Bully Hayes: Aw, what do they say, son? Don't judge unle... , no, let's see, judge not, judge not, judge YE not...

Nathaniel Williamson: Judge not lest ye be judged. Matthew 7, verse 1.

Captain Bully Hayes: Hmm.

Nathaniel Williamson: You knew what you were doing in Samoa. It would have worked out if it wasn't for me.

Captain Bully Hayes: Oh, don't feel badly 'cause you don't know your way around a whorehouse.

Captain Bully Hayes: If you want Ben, you don't knock on his front door.

Nathaniel Williamson: He wouldn't answer?

Captain Bully Hayes: He'd blow your brains out.