Nathaniel Quotes in Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Debi: Next caller, you're on the air.

Nathaniel: Debbie? Man, it's Nathaniel. Uh, I don't hear any real remorse, dude, I mean, like, I don't think I'd let him back into your life. And dude, I'd make him wear that prom dress!

Nathaniel: I certainly would have remembered you from the meetings. I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partners Vasyl and Magda. I've never seen anyone move like you do.

Rayne: I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

Nathaniel: Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are just a girl.

Rayne: Only the good half.

Nathaniel: You're her aren't you? The Dhampir. Where's the Commandant?

Rayne: Shish-kabob.

Rayne: I need your men to understand something. I have spent my whole life hunting down the undead, and I promise you that it's about to get seriously fucking complicated.

Nathaniel: Good. I was sick of killing just Nazis. An undead will fire things up around here.

[Nathaniel arrives in New York]

Arty: Let me guess. You're looking for a beautiful girl, too?

Nathaniel: No, actually, I'm looking for a prince.

Arty: Riiiight.

[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]

Prince Edward: You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!

[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]

Bus Driver: [stops the bus] Everybody stay on the bus.

Prince Edward: Giselle? My love?

Pip in New York: Giselle?

Prince Edward: Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Bus Driver: [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!

Nathaniel: Madam, allow me...

Prince Edward: Nathaniel, old friend!

Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...

Bus Driver: You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?

[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]

Bus Driver: I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...

[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]

Bus Driver: A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]

Prince Edward: Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.

Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?

Nathaniel: Sire, do you like yourself?

Prince Edward: What's not to like?

Robert: [regarding Morgan] I know she's shy. I know she doesn't have very many friends. I just want her to be strong, you know? To be able to face the world for what it is. That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales. I don't want to set her up to believe in this "dreams come true" nonsense.

Giselle: But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen.

Robert: Yeah, well, I forgot who I was talking to.

Giselle: Well, I hope you don't forget. I like talking to you.

Nathaniel: [with an absurd French accent, setting down a glass of apple martini by Giselle] For the nice lady. From a secret admirer.

Giselle: Oh!

Robert: A secret admirer? How come people keep giving you free stuff?

Giselle: What is it?

Nathaniel: It's an apple martini, miss.

Giselle: Oh, apple mar... ooh! It looks yummy.

Robert: Yeah, be careful, it's poisonous.

[Nathaniel growls at him]

Giselle: You're joking.

Robert: Yeah.

Robert: No, they'll creep up on you, though. I'd be really careful.

Giselle: Well, I'll just have one sip.

Nathaniel: A sip is all it takes.

Nathaniel: [talking on the phone while in a taxi cab] No, uh... I've always treated her like a queen, but... lately I'm starting to feel there's this whole other side to her, like I... I don't even know her anymore.

Radio Therapist: [over the radio] I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.

Queen Narissa: [peeks in through open taxi cab window] Hello, Worthless. Miss me?