Nathanial Mayweather Quotes in Cabin Boy (1994)

Nathanial Mayweather: These pipes are clean!

Nathanial Mayweather: I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!

Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.

Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.

Nathanial Mayweather: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?

Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.

Nathanial Mayweather: I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from.

Trina: What happened to you?

Nathanial Mayweather: Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.

Mulligan: Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?

Nathanial Mayweather: Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?

Mulligan: Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper.

Nathanial Mayweather: Here they are. Your fish stick kitties!

Nathanial Mayweather: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii

Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions

Trina: Are you sure this is what you want?

Nathanial Mayweather: Yeah! I am sure. I've permanently yanked the silver spoon from my mouth, and I buried it 6,000 miles beneath the Earth's crust.

[pause]

Nathanial Mayweather: I mean, figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, who could do such a thing? That would be insane.