Nathan Stanford Quotes in Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [about telling his parents he is gay] I was gonna tell them Yesterday, but...

Nathan Stanford: And they haven't figured it out? I mean, they have *met* you, right?

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Wanna go find the other young people? Maybe they're all playing spin the bottle somewhere.

Nathan Stanford: Oooh, my favorite sport.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Yeah, like you ever kissed a girl before!

Nathan Stanford: Yeah, Frieda Belluci, fifth grade.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Really?

Nathan Stanford: Yup.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: What was that like?

Nathan Stanford: Well... you know...

[whispers]

Nathan Stanford: made me gay.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Really! Well I should send her a thank you card.

Nathan Stanford: Do that.

Abby Mancuso: Why are the best men gay?

Nathan Stanford: Erh... Sorta part of god's plan.

Abby Mancuso: Figures!

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Did you guys hear what I said? I'm gay.

Nathan Stanford: Um, I'm gay too if that wasn't clear. It was, ok.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: You know what I always wondered... are there any actual eggs in Egg Nog?

Nathan Stanford: hmm

Sven Gunnunderson: [rolling eyes] No one knows for sure.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: hmmm

Nathan Stanford: Yeah, what is Nog anyway?

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Yeah, what IS Nog?

Nathan Stanford: [giggles]

Sven Gunnunderson: [Puts down cup very slowly, rolls eyes and skulks away]

Nathan Stanford: [chortles]

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [shakes head, looking down into cup] I don't know.

Nathan Stanford: Delicious though.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [shakes head again, looking down into cup] No, it's not.

Abby Mancuso: Why are all the best ones gay?

Nathan Stanford: Eh, it's all part of God's plan.

Abby Mancuso: Figures!