Nat Moyer Quotes in I'm Not Rappaport (1996)

Nat Moyer: All right, let's see now. We got three possibilities. We got, uh, exile in Great Neck, Devil's Island and kindergarten. All rejected. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm a very busy person.

Midge: You made it up. You made it all up.

Nat Moyer: Of course.

Midge: Conned your own kid.

Nat Moyer: Go back to sleep.

Midge: That's a sin!

Nat Moyer: I did it to save a life: mine.

Midge: You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you.

Nat Moyer: You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required.